- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

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