- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

this website is a bad joke

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

haha black people :D

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

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A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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