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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

Ms Leong Sux

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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