- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

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