- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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