- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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