How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

What's stupid a light bulb.

John Cena for president

what is red white and blue? the french flag

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

Ebola

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

my penis

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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