- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

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