- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

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Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

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