- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

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