What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

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Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

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How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

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Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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