Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

What is the difference?

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