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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

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