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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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