- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

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