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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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