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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

Tim likes girls

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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