- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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