Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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roses are red violets are blue grass is green

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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Anti Joke

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