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all these jokes are horrible now

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Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

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So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Pickles

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What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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