- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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