- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

A miserable man committed suicide.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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