what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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