three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

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What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

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Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

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Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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