- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

Homosexualism is so gay man

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

someone called someone else a frog

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

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