- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

The cream, it is coming

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