Who is Dank? A: Billal

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Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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