Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

So a seal walks into a club.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

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why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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