- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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