A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

Roses are red Violets are blue this doesn't rhyme i like trains.

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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