- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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