- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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