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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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