Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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Refridgerator.

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Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

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Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

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- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

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What is square and grey? A grey square.

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How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

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A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

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So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

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Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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