- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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