- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

L's I's that took Viagra.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

It was a beautiful day. Face.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

I have a horse.

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