- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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