- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

This is not funny.

ask me if im a door yes

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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