- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

knock knock who's there? your destiny

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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