- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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