My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Good job, son.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

here's a joke... the american education society

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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