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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

who is really lanky? james cornish

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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