Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

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Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

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Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

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what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

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Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

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An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

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roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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