- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If i knew people where coming i would have trimed my antlers

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

A smart kid just answered a question in class, a blonde girl then says "Nerd, your always answering all the questions". The teacher then says "Hey thats not nice, he could be your boss one day." The smart kid quickly replies "Highly unlikely, i do not plan on being a pimp when i grow up".

What’s the difference between a frog and a duck? One is a frog and one is a duck.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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