- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

If you were a pie I'd eat you

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

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