- Anti Joke

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why did the fish fly It didn't

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.