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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

What's the new green? Green

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

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