- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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