- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

Knock knock. Its open.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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