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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

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