- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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