- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

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