- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Dane Cook makes a joke.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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