- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

Justin Beiber

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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