- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

Why? Why not?

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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