- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Knock Knock! F*ck off

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

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