- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

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