- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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