- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

womens rights.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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