What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

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Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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