What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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A man walks into a sofa. BANG

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

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Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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A seal walks into a club.

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"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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why did the zebra cross the road?

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sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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