Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

white or wheat? wheat please.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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