- Anti Joke

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face