What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

a black man pays his child support

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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