A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

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Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

can you pass the soap?

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

yolo your orange looks orange

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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