THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

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Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

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What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Seeing as this situation is logically impossible considering that Adolf Hitler died in the year 1945 and Osama bin Laden was born in the year 1957, I would be in a room with just a black guy and two bullets. Then I would proceed not to shoot the black guy on the fact that I enjoy the talking and learning about cultural diversities between the black and white races.

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What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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