What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

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In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

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what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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whatdumb and gay stewart price

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what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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your life

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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