Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. Due to the height of the fall, one of his ribs pierced his heart and he also suffered extensive head trauma and internal bleeding due to the force when he hit the floor, where he lay in agony for several hours before dying a slow, painful death.

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Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: Nothing, he's a mute.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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What do watermelons taste like? Sand.

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--IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!! --no it isn't. a clock only has numbers 1-12 for hours and 1-60 for minutes. "peanut butter jelly" is not in any of those number sets. what are you taking about?

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What's the easiest way to become filthy rich? There are many ways to earn money. Invest some time into researching the topic.

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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Your're racist.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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i like turtles

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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