your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

Women's Rights

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Robin get in the batmobile!

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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