A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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