- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Once, I went to Peru.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

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