What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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