- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

knock knock who's there ?

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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