- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

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