Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

In soviet Russia...things are different

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

XD Jackass.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

why did the black guy die? cancer

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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