have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

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why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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