- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

So you have been really stressed lately huh?

What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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