Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

hi

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

A Pakistani news reader.

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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