- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Vote this down and get DOXED

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

There once was this guy and he fell down

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

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