You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Prostitution is bad.......

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a black man pays his child support

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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