A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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