- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Wait! hundred billions!

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a bottle of Faygo on the other side.

had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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