Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

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How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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THEN WHO WAS FONE?

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Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

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Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

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Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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