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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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