- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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