What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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p lkl

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

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drew edminstin is a rat

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

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Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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A pope meets another one

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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Turkey Balls

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Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

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2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

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TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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