- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

why am I writing this...im bored

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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