What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

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what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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what are you mike bibby?

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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Anti Joke

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