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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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