- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

your face

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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