why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

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I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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Why did the Mexican go to Taco Bell? Because he thought it was a real restaurant.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

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Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

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Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped six's mother

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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One time at band camp.............that's it........

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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