- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

A blind man walks into a library.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

Why was the man sad? His wife left

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

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