What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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Balls

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

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Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

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Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

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Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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