- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

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