What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

Why? Why not?

what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

What is my name? I dont know

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

who do we all like george goodburn

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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