- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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