What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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