What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

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A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

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Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

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Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

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How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

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A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

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what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

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What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

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Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

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What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

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