What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

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who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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What's up? Your time.

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A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Seeing as this situation is logically impossible considering that Adolf Hitler died in the year 1945 and Osama bin Laden was born in the year 1957, I would be in a room with just a black guy and two bullets. Then I would proceed not to shoot the black guy on the fact that I enjoy the talking and learning about cultural diversities between the black and white races.

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A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

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Anti Joke

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