Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

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Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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That was totally mean! I mean I was in no way going to say any of that to you! Especially not the last part, sorry that must have been part of the suggestion or something, I barely ever tell myself stuff like that, I mean stop it okay? I mean I totally read it and all but I was all like "I am notnot typing that" please stop it, its humiliating.

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

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Neither have I

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

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yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

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If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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