Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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