What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

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Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

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What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

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A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

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What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

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Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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