- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

womans having rights.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

WNBA

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

This is not a joke.

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

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