Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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If you have a stroke, call 000

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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Oh you're dating my ex? Do you want my unfinished sandwhich too? And my old shoes? And a couple of my shirts I don't wear anymore? How about a my toys I used to play with? Or my spoiled pickle that's been in my car for about a year and a half after I went to the mall with my friends, we watched a movie, I don't remember which one it was but it was funny, then after that we went to McDonald's and it was the first time I heard of McGangbang and it was pretty good. After that I think we went to Jerry's cousin's house, he was a cool guy until I found out that he likes Tyga, so I ended up never talking to him again.... I went off topic, sorry

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. He quickly pulled out a .44 Magnum and murdered her violently. The marriage had been a nightmare ever since they lost their unborn child, and the situation pushed Bob to a place, where he could no longer look at his wife.

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Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

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