What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

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Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

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knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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Whats green? Mountain Dew.

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A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

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the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

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What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

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Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

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what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

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What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

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why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

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Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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