- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

knock knock go away

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

What has two legs? Half a cat

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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