- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Baby Seal walks into a club.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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