daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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What's one plus one? two.

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

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Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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