- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

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