Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

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Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

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How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

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Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

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What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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