- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

what is big and can make things come out? a gun

You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ slams door

EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

FUS RO DAH!!!

Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

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