- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

i hate non minorities!

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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