- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

Knock Knock.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??