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An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Two scientists are working in a lab. The first one asks, "Do you want some sodium?" The second one pours acid into the first one's eyes.

One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe