- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

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