- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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