Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

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What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

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Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

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Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

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You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

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What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

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What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

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Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

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Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

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The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

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Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

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Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

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A blind man walks into a library.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

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Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

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How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

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Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

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What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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