Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

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What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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Women's rights

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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