- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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