Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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Id like to apologize for the one below (near the end yeah at the very end yeah that near you fuck!) When I said I give candy to etc etc I did mean I do not give candy to... Well... Nothing male, and I do not apologize, thank you. Shortie: Me as a Sociopath vs Sociopath with faster gunplay: So A Sociopath moved into my neighborhood, he arrived at my place and said hey you? You the sociopa... "BOOM" Moral: Shoot first, listen later... And if you hear something keep shooting... Anyway that was not the Sociopath but I got him eventually.

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Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

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Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

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READ IT ALL> whats the difference between a jew and a pizza...the jew is a human with living features and organs that keep his body hydrated while also keeping his blood pumped throughout him, otherwise the pizza is a circular, doe based cake like food topped with a fine layer of cheese and in some cases topped of with other substances such as pineapple or ham :)

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One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

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What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

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What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

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Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

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How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

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