what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

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man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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