why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

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FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

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Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

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You dropped something.... Yo lip

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

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Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

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[Set up] [No punch line]

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

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At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Camerons hair is Curly..

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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