- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

The Princess is in another castle

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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