- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Pull my finger ouch..

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

Knock Knock. Go Away!

how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

What's the new green? Green

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

What's green and blue? yellow

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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