- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

it was all Tagart

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

Knock knock Come in

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

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