- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

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Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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